a real human being spends their free time tweeting at people who tweet about spiders i think that’s just incredible

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is this world even real is this really the life that i live

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what if the spider i freed was searching for its friend that i killed

no, no i’m done caring about spider feelings i can’t deal with it

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i learned a valuable lesson tonight

it’s so much easier and more convenient to murder spiders in cold blood than to go through the effort of capturing and freeing them back into the wild

basically, every life is precious but don’t let spiders rule you they’re not fucking worth it

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he didnt wake up and the spider is safely outside

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

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the window is not an option im just—

sorry dad this spider’s life is important im just gonna have to accidentally wake you up probably. i’m too far to turn back now.

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i looked toward my window and there was a tiny baby spider just crawling right exactly where i looked this is un fucking real

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THE PROBLEM IS IT’S 3 IN THE MORNING AND I DONT WANT TO WAKE UP MY DAD BY OPENING THE DOOR TO FREE MY SPIDER FRIEND BUT I ALSO DONT WANT TO LEAVE IT IN THE GLASS ALL TRAPPED AND SAD FOR HOURS

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IT’S JUST SITTING AT MY DOOR LIKE IT KNOWS HOW FUCKING CONFLICTED I FEEL ABOUT IT BEING THERE I—

ok

ok

it moved closer to me like just in the middle of my floor like it wanted me to catch it so i tried then it crawled under my backpack so i went and got a glass and it’s captured now phase 1 complete

i got it out of my room and thought maybe itd just leave but it crawled right back under my door i hate this i hate this so much

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THERE IS A SPIDER ON MY FLOOR THIS IS MY CHANCE TO REDEEM MYSELF FROM THE PREVIOUS SPIDER MURDER BY CAPTURING THIS ONE AND PUTTING IT OUTSIDE BUT IT IS RIGHT BETWEEN ME AND THE DOOR AND—oh it crawled away i guess i can go get a cup now and hope i can still find it :’)

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kokotan:

//lays down

I only care about dogs, witches, and Disgaea.

we are the same

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like sure i draw all day but i am also online all day because i have no self control. EVEN NOW.

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